Bookworm777
Basics
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Location:
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I am looking for:Woman
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Zip Code:59715
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Age:67
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Height:3 ft. 0 in.
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Body:Slender
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Ethnicity:White
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Education:High School
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Job:Computers Hardware
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Has Kids:No
ABOUT
Old cantankerous ugly man seeks soulmate. About me, I'm old, I'm ugly, I'm pretty much set in my ways, I enjoy scratching my crotch, and loudly burping in public. I am an animal lover, my dog is also old and cantankerous. I'm retired and do what I want, go where I want and eat where I want. I go to bed when I'm tired and wake up every morning alive. Coffee is a food group in my world and I eat MEAT. I smoke but don't drink, although my dog doesn't smoke, he does drink. He also has real smelly farts. I'm the most honest person you'll ever know, I'm old school. I am healthy, I'm not under a Dr.'s care, nor do I take any medications. I enjoy brisk walks in the rain, when i take my dog out, cause it's raining and he hates being rained on.... Picture for picture, exchange, providing I can get a selfie without breaking the camera. HAHAHA. I enjoy reading, eating out, dining out, swimming, camping, laying about, watching tv, riding my Harley. I have been a working man all of my adult life. As a result, I have conservative values; frugality,honesty, respect when earned, a belief in a higher power. I drink rarely. Finally, I smoke. I make just enough to get by. I would welcome meeting for coffee first; not interested in getting catfished. The ideal relationship would be a steady, monogamous, friend-for-life, and not needing support type of relationship. Life is short and we're adults. No bullsh*tplease.
What I am looking for
Honest, easy on the eyes, likes harleys, likes oral, a bit kinky.
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