Hammy

Basics

  • Location:
    STAFFORD , ENGLAND , UNITED KINGDOM
  • I am looking for:
    Woman
  • Zip Code:
    ST16
  • Age:
    52
  • Height:
    5 ft. 11 in.
  • Body:
    Average
  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Education:
    High School
  • Job:
    Sales
  • Has Kids:
    Yes, living elsewhere

ABOUT

NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”

Why am I on a dating website?
I am tired of bringing strangers off the streets as my plus ones to social events.
I feel like I might be missing out on something.
I am looking for a looney who can settle with someone as goofy as someone like myself.
Looking for someone who is all that and a bag of chips

You might be wondering what is so special about me.
Do I own more than one pair of pants? Yes
Do I still watch cartoons? Sometimes.
Can I finish a whole pizza in one sitting if I’m hungry enough? Definitely.
Am I a great catch? My kids think I am
Am I your parents’ worst nightmare? Maybe, but I’m someone your parents won’t hate.

A few things important to me:
Kindness
My kids
Loyalty
Laughter
Sex
Peace of mind.
Hate being told lies

The important stuff.
If you are the right person for me, I will always try to make you giggle and feel good about yourself.
I am an easygoing person looking for someone who I can spend time with. Someone with a laid-back attitude and great sense of humor is the perfect fit for someone like me. I am the type of person who is very flexible and likes to go with the flow. I am always open to new experiences.
Don’t mistake my easygoing attitude for someone who doesn’t know what they like. I am looking for someone who is ready to commit to a relationship and who I can be in perfect harmony with. I want someone who likes me and accepts me for who I am and I will return the favor.

Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me, give me a buzz and we can see where this goes.

What I am looking for

Don’t mistake my easygoing attitude for someone who doesn’t know what they like. I am looking for someone who is ready to commit to a relationship and who I can be in perfect harmony with. I want someone who likes me and accepts me for who I am and I will return the favor.

Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me, give me a buzz and we can see where this goes.