Luv2Play

Basics

  • Location:
    MILTON KEYNES , ENGLAND , UNITED KINGDOM
  • I am looking for:
    Woman
  • Zip Code:
    MK13
  • Age:
    50
  • Height:
    5 ft. 3 in.
  • Body:
    Few Extra Pounds
  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Education:
    High School
  • Job:
    Consulting Services
  • Has Kids:
    Yes, living elsewhere

ABOUT

"Purchase Now!"

Are you looking to date a man that is funny, attractive, witty and charming?.

Are you fed up with boring lifeless profiles, that do nothing but sound like afternoon tea with Aunt Maisy.

Do the messages from your potential matches read like the business section of the Financial Times?

Well the fact that you've made it this far means you're sick of dating unfunny, contentious males that offer nothing but bad conversation, bad jokes and dinner dates at Nandos (classy!). 

The DT1000 is a revolutionary new (and safe) male companion programmed by some of the greatest female minds in the industry.

You don't have to worry about the DT1000 making unwanted advances as it has been pre programmed not to afflict any until you have disabled the DT1000's onboard PRM (Physical Restriction Module). 

With the DT1000 it is pre programmed with the following personality traits...

Generosity
Loyality
Adventure
Optimism
Confidence
Enthusiasm
Ambition

Additional traits are available on request.

Do you enjoy watching chick flicks, but your previous men just end up either falling asleep or sticking on any masculine action hero movie instead? With movie mode this will allow the DT1000 to sit and watch your favourite romantic comedies on a continuous loop without falling into a boredom induced coma. Good huh ladies

What I am looking for

Looking for a lovely lady to share fun times and adventures with. Loves to travel and has a wicked sense of humour.